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101

I failed to notice that I was almost up to 100 posts until it was too late, and my 100th post has been posted without proper hype. Therefore, I will have to celebrate the 101st post.

101!

Now, what better way to celebrate than to apologize for a few things! First of all, I am sorry I have a blog. Second, I apologize for some specific posts.

In order from most recent appearance, I am truly sorry for the 100th post, Malmart, the Wizard of Oz cartoon, both St. Valentines day massacre posts, cankles, Sally Struthers, the hamburger poll, Boohbahs, and any other monocle-posts.

Why am I providing links back to posts I'm apologizing for? Because I am a cruel person. If I was kind, I would delete my blog. But I am not kind. I am heartless, and I am going to continue to post junk.
Please forgive me.

Yours Truly,
Sarcastic Sally

Uh...yeah...

I am posting this soley for the purpose of wasting your time. Please do not expect to be entertained or amused. You may, however, be disturbed.

Reminder: You can push Ctrl and + to enlarge the video (but first make sure you have clicked somewhere other than on the video).

If you still visit my blog after watching this video, you should probably consider "getting help."

Thanks, and have a nice day.

A good reason to bike to work.

"660 yen, please."

Runningo cookie, starto!

Ohayou Gozaimasu!

Remember the marshmallow eating game?

Well, it wasn't a game show; it was actually a comedy show with the guys from Gaki no Tsukai (a comedy group; the 5 guys in red in the marshmallow clip) and some other comedians.

Here's a clip from another episode.
(You can skip the first minute or so unless you happen to speak Japanese and want to hear it.)
It's pretty self-explanatory.

COD4

Oh Glorious Day!

Yesterday I “achieved” level 55 of Call of Duty 4’s multiplayer online game. Not much of an achievment at all, but it means several things:

-I reached the highest rank in the game, and now can use better weapons. Hoorah.

-I have 6 fingers and a thumb that have excellent reflexes.

-I can type “Good Game” in about 1 second.

-I am skilled in something that has absolutely no value in the real world.

-I have no life. (Lives are overrated anyway…)

-I am an official Time Waster Champion of the World!!!

-Obviously, I have no other ideas for a post. So this is whatchya get.