101

I failed to notice that I was almost up to 100 posts until it was too late, and my 100th post has been posted without proper hype. Therefore, I will have to celebrate the 101st post.

101!

Now, what better way to celebrate than to apologize for a few things! First of all, I am sorry I have a blog. Second, I apologize for some specific posts.

In order from most recent appearance, I am truly sorry for the 100th post, Malmart, the Wizard of Oz cartoon, both St. Valentines day massacre posts, cankles, Sally Struthers, the hamburger poll, Boohbahs, and any other monocle-posts.

Why am I providing links back to posts I'm apologizing for? Because I am a cruel person. If I was kind, I would delete my blog. But I am not kind. I am heartless, and I am going to continue to post junk.
Please forgive me.

Yours Truly,
Sarcastic Sally

A Strange Event

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