09/09/09

Yes, in acknowledgement of this great day, my blog has been TEMPORARILY resurrected.

A post has been requested. "Something, anything," they said.

And that's exactly what they shall receive.

...Something...

Enjoy, and happy Three9er day.

Comments are annoying. Don't leave any.
(Since asking for comments never works, maybe reverse psychology will.)

(AAH! The video ends at 2:01 instead of 2:00! THE DAY IS RUINED!
Seriously, it's bugging me. I want to fix it. But laziness always wins out. Mmmmm, laziness... Tastes a bit like bacon.)

Inspired by GNO 4th of July rehearsals...

I guess I should have mentioned that it's the finale from the William Tell Overture...

This is what you call...

Uh...I don't know what you call this.

Uh...yeah...

I am posting this soley for the purpose of wasting your time. Please do not expect to be entertained or amused. You may, however, be disturbed.

Reminder: You can push Ctrl and + to enlarge the video (but first make sure you have clicked somewhere other than on the video).

If you still visit my blog after watching this video, you should probably consider "getting help."

Thanks, and have a nice day.

Interesting "Toys"

Couldn't leave this one out...

Well, haven't you always wanted a tiny plush ninja?

Apparently 1 out of every 32 children despises Winney the Pooh and prefers toys that make them suicidal.

Shocking Autopsy:
Pulling out body parts is just too gruesome -- how about pulling out murder weapons instead!
And if getting startled by a buzzer when you miss just isn't punishment enough, why not send a jolt of electricity up your arm as well.


Happy Chrismukkah.

This could entertain me for hours.

I think I know that lady...

Mastered golfing? How about challenging yourself with some camoflauge golf balls!

Uh...yeah. I'm guessing it's something from a Disney movie...
If you push a button in back, the "mouth" opens.

Tired of your child playing nicely? Get them the AVENGING UNICORN with not 1, but 3 characters to impale! Not recommended for children under 3 months.

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu. What could be more fun than a plastic block of angry French tofu?
Aparently Japan wants to make sure every 2-year old knows how to filet a fish properly.

"Mommy! Mommy! I found a kitty on the side of the road that looks just like my toy! Can I keep 'im? Pweeeese!?"

Finally, a toy for the child that wants to wear a hazmat suit when they grow up.

Real nunchucks are too dangerous. Parents should definitely buy these instead.

The nun on the far left seems to be enjoying herself.

At last! No more having to cut off Barbie's head for historical fun -- now you can get your very own Marie Antoinette action figure, complete with a head that flies off!

That's all for now...
If you come across anything else that belongs in this wonderful collection, please send it to me!

Failure is Funny

Unfortunately, this post really isn't. Ehh, maybe it'll cause one or two "heh's," but don't count on it.
(That was a disclaimer, so when you get to the end of the post and say "That was dumb," you can't blame me.)

Ohayou Gozaimasu!

Remember the marshmallow eating game?

Well, it wasn't a game show; it was actually a comedy show with the guys from Gaki no Tsukai (a comedy group; the 5 guys in red in the marshmallow clip) and some other comedians.

Here's a clip from another episode.
(You can skip the first minute or so unless you happen to speak Japanese and want to hear it.)
It's pretty self-explanatory.

Cankles

"Jimmybob ate so many Boston Cream pies that he got cankles!"

You know you've heard the term before, but do you really know what it's referring to?'

"Cankles" can only be defined visually.

There are many varieties of cankles, but all are amazing.

Now that you know exactly what cankles are, join Team Cankles TODAY!

Note: You may have also heard of thankles. Thankles are a variation on cankles, but only the elite canklists have acheived them. So don't even try.

Cindy's Cell

I've been getting several calls for "Cindy" on my cell phone. Here is a message from this morning.

And I thought I was lazy...

What is it?

Why, it's the Robomow RL500!

Our neighbor, Bob (aka Helmetman), doesn't like to do yard work, so he lets this contraption mow his lawn for him. Usually he lets it loose in the middle of the night, so we don't often see it in action. Today was an exception, though, and I managed to record it right before it finished.

Click here to get yours today!
(The RL500 has been discontinued. You'll have to get the RL850.)

Captions please!

What's going on here?
You decide.

Leave a comment with a possible caption (or captions).

The funniest one will get an "LOL."

The one that makes the least sense will get a "Huh?"

The stupidest one will get a "BOOO."

The one that fits the best will get a...uh...um..."I'm Special" award ribbon.