Couldn't leave this one out...

Well, haven't you always wanted a tiny plush ninja?

Apparently 1 out of every 32 children despises Winney the Pooh and prefers toys that make them suicidal.

Shocking Autopsy:
Pulling out body parts is just too gruesome -- how about pulling out murder weapons instead!
And if getting startled by a buzzer when you miss just isn't punishment enough, why not send a jolt of electricity up your arm as well.

Happy Chrismukkah.

This could entertain me for hours.

I think I know that lady...

Mastered golfing? How about challenging yourself with some camoflauge golf balls!

Uh...yeah. I'm guessing it's something from a Disney movie...
If you push a button in back, the "mouth" opens.

If you push a button in back, the "mouth" opens.
Tired of your child playing nicely? Get them the AVENGING UNICORN with not 1, but 3 characters to impale! Not recommended for children under 3 months.

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu. What could be more fun than a plastic block of angry French tofu?
Aparently Japan wants to make sure every 2-year old knows how to filet a fish properly.


Aparently Japan wants to make sure every 2-year old knows how to filet a fish properly.

"Mommy! Mommy! I found a kitty on the side of the road that looks just like my toy! Can I keep 'im? Pweeeese!?"

Finally, a toy for the child that wants to wear a hazmat suit when they grow up.

Finally, a toy for the child that wants to wear a hazmat suit when they grow up.
1 people bored enough to comment:
I MUST HAVE A UNICORN! ... didn't quite make sense because I thought they impaled people vertically... Must have been a little too gory for a kids toy.
LOL! That Nunchuck looks strangely familiar :-) (Did you buy one?) Looks kind of like the matching Pigapult.
I don't like the Ejector head because your sisters can't be really mad at you for popping the head off. (It's easily fixable.)
Good pictures :-) They made me ROFL. Ok, not quite, but close.
MEH! The angry dude is back.
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