Hey, they're only a month late...

GNO pics. Click. Here.

(And no, there aren't enough labels.)

What's wrong with this picture? A post dedicated to the victims of Photoshop

Ok, I guess I better add some explanations...

Hopefully everybody got this one...

And this one..

I'm not sure I understand this one myself...


Excellent job of pasting two separate people into one picture...minus the fact that one arm has a jacket and the other doesn't.

"Look, all but Daddy's hand has gone invisible!"

I can't tell if the guy is wondering how the mole suddenly changed location, or wondering if he just saw it growing.

For only $49.85 get your very own magic SD card! Looks like an 8 gig, but acts like a 4 gig! Get yours today!

Well trained models can hover over their legs rather than actuallly standing on them, unlike all us ugly people who have continuous legs.

This one takes some thought... That is one impressive camera-phone though -- I don't think even SLRs can do that trick.

"Sho ju ar sayink dat if you eat too mach Strudel, yoor handz will get hyooge? Brilliant!

This striped denim skirt is a must-have for this Spring from the Gap Rickets Collection.

DenShield. Paste on a white smile to your pasted-on face.™

Take it off, and keep it off! Not only the weight, but your skin pigment and belly button too!

I would buy it if you could actually hover over it like that.

Wohltuende Geuchtigkeit Und Amputate! JYAH! Das ist GUD!

My license is a professional portrait compared to these...

Interesting "Toys"

Couldn't leave this one out...

Well, haven't you always wanted a tiny plush ninja?

Apparently 1 out of every 32 children despises Winney the Pooh and prefers toys that make them suicidal.

Shocking Autopsy:
Pulling out body parts is just too gruesome -- how about pulling out murder weapons instead!
And if getting startled by a buzzer when you miss just isn't punishment enough, why not send a jolt of electricity up your arm as well.


Happy Chrismukkah.

This could entertain me for hours.

I think I know that lady...

Mastered golfing? How about challenging yourself with some camoflauge golf balls!

Uh...yeah. I'm guessing it's something from a Disney movie...
If you push a button in back, the "mouth" opens.

Tired of your child playing nicely? Get them the AVENGING UNICORN with not 1, but 3 characters to impale! Not recommended for children under 3 months.

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu. What could be more fun than a plastic block of angry French tofu?
Aparently Japan wants to make sure every 2-year old knows how to filet a fish properly.

"Mommy! Mommy! I found a kitty on the side of the road that looks just like my toy! Can I keep 'im? Pweeeese!?"

Finally, a toy for the child that wants to wear a hazmat suit when they grow up.

Real nunchucks are too dangerous. Parents should definitely buy these instead.

The nun on the far left seems to be enjoying herself.

At last! No more having to cut off Barbie's head for historical fun -- now you can get your very own Marie Antoinette action figure, complete with a head that flies off!

That's all for now...
If you come across anything else that belongs in this wonderful collection, please send it to me!

Failure is Funny

Unfortunately, this post really isn't. Ehh, maybe it'll cause one or two "heh's," but don't count on it.
(That was a disclaimer, so when you get to the end of the post and say "That was dumb," you can't blame me.)

The Winners

With 52 percent of the votes, "Fluffykins Pokelworth and Friends" wins absolutely nothing for being named the "Best Picture!"

Ok, ok -- I'll award David, Rebekah, and Jonathan with another completely pointless blog award thing!

Thank you to all those who voted for no apparent reason!
See here for the other entries.

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And yet another meaningless award goes to Nathan G, for his total-dude-awesomeness captions! The runners-up were Ben and Steve, since they were the only other people who participated. (See here.)

Captions please!

What's going on here?
You decide.

Leave a comment with a possible caption (or captions).

The funniest one will get an "LOL."

The one that makes the least sense will get a "Huh?"

The stupidest one will get a "BOOO."

The one that fits the best will get a...uh...um..."I'm Special" award ribbon.