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Showing posts with label Cankles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cankles. Show all posts

Friday, February 27

What's wrong with this picture? A post dedicated to the victims of Photoshop

Ok, I guess I better add some explanations...

Hopefully everybody got this one...


And this one..


I'm not sure I understand this one myself...


Excellent job of pasting two separate people into one picture...minus the fact that one arm has a jacket and the other doesn't.

"Look, all but Daddy's hand has gone invisible!"

I can't tell if the guy is wondering how the mole suddenly changed location, or wondering if he just saw it growing.

For only $49.85 get your very own magic SD card! Looks like an 8 gig, but acts like a 4 gig! Get yours today!


Well trained models can hover over their legs rather than actuallly standing on them, unlike all us ugly people who have continuous legs.


This one takes some thought... That is one impressive camera-phone though -- I don't think even SLRs can do that trick.

"Sho ju ar sayink dat if you eat too mach Strudel, yoor handz will get hyooge? Brilliant!

This striped denim skirt is a must-have for this Spring from the Gap Rickets Collection.

DenShield. Paste on a white smile to your pasted-on face.™

Take it off, and keep it off! Not only the weight, but your skin pigment and belly button too!

I would buy it if you could actually hover over it like that.

Wohltuende Geuchtigkeit Und Amputate! JYAH! Das ist GUD!


Tuesday, November 25

Cankles

"Jimmybob ate so many Boston Cream pies that he got cankles!"
You know you've heard the term before, but do you really know what it's referring to?'

"Cankles" can only be defined visually.
There are many varieties of cankles, but all are amazing.









Now that you know exactly what cankles are, join Team Cankles TODAY!

Note: You may have also heard of thankles. Thankles are a variation on cankles, but only the elite canklists have acheived them. So don't even try.