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Thursday, March 5

101

I failed to notice that I was almost up to 100 posts until it was too late, and my 100th post has been posted without proper hype. Therefore, I will have to celebrate the 101st post.


101!


Now, what better way to celebrate than to apologize for a few things! First of all, I am sorry I have a blog. Second, I apologize for some specific posts.

In order from most recent appearance, I am truly sorry for the 100th post, Malmart, the Wizard of Oz cartoon, both St. Valentines day massacre posts, cankles, Sally Struthers, the hamburger poll, Boohbahs, and any other monocle-posts.

Why am I providing links back to posts I'm apologizing for? Because I am a cruel person. If I was kind, I would delete my blog. But I am not kind. I am heartless, and I am going to continue to post junk.
Please forgive me.

Yours Truly,
Sarcastic Sally

6 people bored enough to comment:

Steven said...

I forgive you. though.. this forgiveness only lasts as long as you only post good stuff.

Sarcastic Sally said...

Not gonna happen.

Mr. Worm said...

Congratulationszes to all.

Isn't it kind of depressing to hit the 100 mark? As you know, I'm so great I did that years ago. I found it most disturbing as I know you did to. Why do I know that? Because I'm so great I know everything.

LOL -- Nevermind. Good job, Beth. :-D

And... you've gotta stop using that picture. It's depressing.

Sarcastic Sally said...

I didn't know I had used the picture before?

Yeah, it is depressing. My posts just keep getting dumber and dumberer. I really want to delete my blog, but Steve and Joe won't let me for some reason.

Mr. Worm said...

Eh... I know I've seen the picture before, but I don't know if it was from your blog...

NO! YOU CAN'T DELETE IT! I haven't talked to you for like six months and if you got rid of it, I'd probably never hear from you again. (Oh, Beth? You didn't hear? Oh, yeah... She got run over by a dump truck... 4 years ago now?) :-)

Mr. Worm said...

BTW, what are "monocle-posts"?