2 years ago
Sunday, May 11
Brain-dead
My brain is currently as inactive as this guy's hair follicles.
I don't know what to post.
Leave a comment and tell me.
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My blog is like a giant hot dog...
It's full of things you
didn't want to know about.
21 people bored enough to comment:
Sally Struthers.
Ok, ok.. bad idea.
Better one, the effects of peanut butter, Krista's special cheese, and butter.
Ok, ok.. sorry..
BETTER IDEA!
you will need 4 things to accomplish this:
1.Camera
2.Toy gun
3.Bank
4.Ability to run really fast
WAIT, Just incase you took me seriously.. On that last one, make sure to ask someone in the bank for money.
Ok, fine.
Real suggestion.
Blog about the different ways to get arrested and then try them to see which is the most effective.
Wait, I think there's got to be something better than getting arrested.
I would suggest, trying different material for parachutes, by recording yourself jumping off the roof while holding the test material.
For this suggestion you will need 9 things listed below 10th is optional.
1. piece of fruit
2. baseball bat
3. explosive device
4. butternut squash
5. dishwasher rack
6. witnesses
7. snow cone
8. a small child
9. a small handheld tazer
10. (optional) helium balloon
I forgot to note, that if you get the above together, let me know and we'll meet in a city park at precisely 11:23 PM
Blog on how much your brother comments :D
LOL -- Turn it into a completely random and boring blog like mine!
Any of Steve's ideas will work, though the getting arresting thing sounds like the most fun!!!!
either that or you could just post random things and turn your blog into one like Idiotboy's...oops he just posted that!!!
I think Steve has just about got it figured out...
Write a post on the joys of "sleeping" next to a squeaky wheel. *yawn...*
Seems like everyone here is somewhat imaginationless, so, this leaves me to give you more REALLY GREAT IDEAS!
Blog post title "the effects of low and high voltage"
What you will need
1. A small brown mouse
2. A plastic fork
3. A oversized pair of scissors
4. A college party
5. A nearby power plant
6. A 9 volt battery
Good luck!
Correction - white mouse. Electrons are scared of brown (field) mice.
Actually, the more I think about it, hunting those grass-guzzling Canadian Geese in parks would be really cool... :D
Funny pic, BTW :-)
Careful what you say, Ben. Those goose-chasing animal lovers from Kenya may appear with turbins at your door! Scary...They may even be our cousins!
ROFL -- Yeah... Hey, that's what you can post on, Beth! My Mom's cousin's husband is a vet in Kenya and was asked to give kemo therapy to a goose. :D
You're on a trip, right? Blog on the road. That is so IN nowadays!
Too lazy.
Sorry everybody, but I think I'm going to have to stop at Idea #1.
Idea #2 is just too graphic to post, and I can't find a dishwasher rack or an oversized pair of scissors necessary to carry out the other suggestions.
I'll still do the research on being arrested though, as long as someone can provide bail and/or bribe money.
Thanks. Im Inspired again.
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