I had a great time at Water World last Saturday with some friends, but there are some things I learned that may benefit others planning to go:
1. Don't go on a Saturday.
2. Don't go on a day with a 50% chance of rain.
3. Take a bath in sunscreen before you go.
4. If you're over 400 pounds, please don't wear a skimpy swimsuit.
5. Once there, avoid contact with the "water" if at all possible.
6. If you must enter the water, don't get it in your mouth.
7. If you do get it in your mouth, find a shady spot, lie down with your arms crossed mummy-style, and prepare for a quick (and hopefully painless) death.
8. Don't go to the top of a ride before you've found out if it requires a tube.
9. Be aware that wave pools and the Zoomerang were invented by orthopedists who needed clients.
10. Be prepared to have a LOT of fun, especially if you go with good friends. :-D
No, I didn't record those -- I like my camera too much to take it to "Water" World.
